winterinthetardis:

puncheschildren666:

saintbuddha:

*blows you a kiss*

*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA

(Source: 00nucleotide)

neopiacentral:

if you’re ever sad just remember that the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and the girl who voices minnie got married in real life

nerdfithers:

notxam:

enough pope jokes. time to get down to business

to defeat the nuns

calliopesragingboner:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out.

(Source: y0u-belongwithme)

sollux:

stumblinglove:

sollux:

I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is

Another day without him

i was just gonna say monday but ok

(Source: manaphy)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

(Source: jesuschristvevo)