taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

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fallenangelflonne:

ostracizedpoodle:

NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space

We’ve come so far. Science is incredible

1 week ago + 36558 REBLOG stOpI shouldnt be laughing this hardspace
1 week ago + 212 REBLOG stophis face thoI cant stop laughingchris evans

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

2 weeks ago + 254360 REBLOG sTOPI CANT STOP LAUGHINGpitbull
  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
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tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

2 weeks ago + 425765 REBLOG stopHarry Potter
2 weeks ago + 158335 REBLOG stOpI shouldnt be laughing this hard
kimkanyekimye:

Relationship goals.
2 weeks ago + 9493 REBLOG stOPliterally mekim kardashiankanye west

lediableaquatre:

epoque-of-empire:

the-secret-annexe:

nerdjpg:

the alright wall of china

alexander the meh

catherine the average

The so-so Frederick

2 weeks ago + 4081 REBLOG stopwhy is this so funny?
unit03:

chicknths
2 weeks ago + 22994 REBLOG sTOPLITERALLY MEbabies

ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

(Source: beesmygod)

3 weeks ago + 31624 REBLOG sTOPI shouldnt be laughing this hard

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

3 weeks ago + 109304 REBLOG stOpI CANT STOP LAUGHING
3 weeks ago + 294199 REBLOG STOPIM GONNA FUCKING PASS OUT

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator)

1 month ago + 440501 REBLOG STOpI CANT STOP LAUGHINGsame

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

image

image

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

image

"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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