promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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panicatthecotillion:

my conch shell brings all the boys to the yard

and they’re like “Kill the beast! Slit his throat! Spill his blood! Do him in!

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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

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timelordparadise:

So a while back in Adelaide we had a bunch of preachers who’d go and set up and preach really loudly to crowds at bus stops

Then we had this guy

(Source: robb-stark-king-in-the-north)

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morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.
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rolandmckeown:

bruins-babe:

goldendaysoforr:

The Bruins’ favorite books

the bruins are a bunch of children I stg

I love how Dougie’s favourite book is The Hockey Sweater…..which is about the Habs
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clirtyclan:

hileona:

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

Book a date to eat girls

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review of “animal farm”

rabioheab:

not a very good instructional guide on farming. would NOT recommend to first time farmers

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youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

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