The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

2 months ago + 80334 REBLOG true factsGPOYI always want hugs and cookies

zodiacs

pornstarwars:

aquarius - chill 

pisces - get out the bath before u shrivel up 

aries - stop shoplifting 

taurus - stop sleeping n do something 4 once 

gemini - 2 faced bitch 

cancer - why r u always crying 

leo - stop setting things on fire

virgo - don’t eat that

libra - shut up

scorpio - moody bitch 

sagittarius - calm down

capricorn - why u always flirting with everyone 

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the signs as criminals

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

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tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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allumium:

i’ll probably be one of those 40 year olds with a job, a husband, two kids and still keeping a tumblr just because

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stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

(Source: bakagin)

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dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

image

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uh-dorable:

How could I possibly choose
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stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

(Source: stability)

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thorinmyside:

being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”

(Source: bpdsayakamiki)

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zooeyclairedeschanel:

“give me liberty or give me death!”

only true 1770s kids will get this lol

reblog if u miss the 18th century

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“I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.”
- Dan Howell (via n-0-s-t-a-l-g-i-aa)

(Source: phanjam)

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spamaohno:

bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist 

(Source: spooky-spamano)

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