takethewesttraintopanicstation:

On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years

special skills: i can watch a 2 hour long movie in 5 hours

(Source: quentitarantino)

whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(Source: thepensivebrony)

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

iphoneicarly:

I can’t afford to lose followers in this economy 

(Source: beyoncevevo)

jamesfrancos:

how i flirt: have you seen this tv show

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

radsturbate:

*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that

mindlesskids:

if ugliness was measured in bricks i would be the great wall of china

(Source: mindlesskids)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr)